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When I heard McCain ’s veep choice I don’t know you but I was like “I will be damned!!”. McCain picked a barely known, hardly mentioned, up-do ponytail hair woman. Degree of shock was as big as category 5 hurricane. To explain my reaction, there a

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. Here's $30,000 cash to

A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, Jesus is watching you. Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman

A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, Using every applicable thing

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A funny list about Californians.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and

Three men were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The first man finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands ... clear up